MMMMM OMEGLE.
Stranger: 28/m/id. how old r u?
You: 16.
Stranger: hot. whats ur name?
You: I’m Chris Hansen from dateline NBC. Why don’t you have a seat over there?~
Stranger: asl?
You: I don’t sign.
Stranger? huh?
You: asl- sign language. sorry, I don’t sign.
Stranger: ok idc, r u a boy or girl
You: I’m none.
Stranger: …?
You: I’ma man. a manly man.
Stranger: oh. ok bye.~
You: hiya
Stranger: m/f?
You: girl
Stranger: same. bye.
You: ok bye?
Stranger: im not a dyke???
You: …I never said you are.
Stranger: uhm shudnt u b fuckin a girl right now?
You: shouldn’t you be in the kitchen?
Stranger: no? im not fat
You: again, never said you are. Though I may point out you’re terribly stupid. Good day to you, ma’am.~
Stranger: STARING CONTEST. 1.2.3. GO
You: *stares*
Stranger: *stares*
You: YOU FUCKING BLINKED.
Stranger: HOW DID YOU KNOW?
You: look behind you.
Stranger: O_O PEDOBEAR
You: ok seriously you’re my new best friend.~
You: F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER
Stranger: U IS FOR YOU AND ME
You: N IS FOR ANYWHERE AND ANYTIME AT ALL
Stranger: DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA.~
Stranger: wut do u like more? facebook or myspace
You: why?
Stranger: I’m taking a poll.
You: what do your statistics show?
Stranger: can’t say till you tell me. I don’t want to influence your answer.
You: I’m more of a tumblr person.
Stranger: whats tumblr?
You: … don’t talk to me~
Stranger: FUCK YEAH GAY RITES
You: FUCK YEAH SPELLING THINGS WRONG.
Stranger: wtf
You: rights*
Stranger: your just hating on gays
You: You’re*. I don’t hate on gays. I hate on poor grammar.~
Stranger: tits or the bunny gets it.
You: I call bullshit. nobody would fucking hurt a bunny.
Stranger: you’re right. 10 POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR
You: and 4 for you, glen coco.
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